Hockey players are well trained to never say anything that their opponents could use as bulletin-board material, and that’s especially true for a Kings team that has largely taken on coach Darryl Sutter’s personality. They treat the appearance of a camera or notepad like the critical hand of a high-stakes poker game; they’d probably do every interview wearing hoods and oversize sunglasses if the NHL would let them.
Matt Greene prefaced every answer with a long pause that suggested he was mentally compiling and ranking a list of the dumbest questions he’d heard all week. Jeff Carter answers are so laconic that I’d start referring to his spot on the podium as Dry Island if that weren’t already taken. And when it comes to doing interviews, I’m not completely convinced that Quick is even technically alive.
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